"All was well."

gayoak:

(whispers) its a-ok to rely on fictional characters to get you through your life bc life is hard ok if it makes you happy stick w/ it and anybody who says otherwise can go fuck themselves (pets u gentlee)

(via notyourstereotypicalblondegirl)

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

(via beautyandsimplicityy)

berepah:

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

i tried to scroll past i really did

(via crazyjadynzohlo)

lecavaliers:

kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

#It’d be fine if I didn’t keep tripping over my fifteen shotguns

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-annoying:

one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says

“is that why you get off the computer sometimes” 

(via crazyjadynzohlo)

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

(via bestunderworldkiss)